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Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.
Tell them I hate them. I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. When will that be?
Moving along… Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of 'will'? You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit! Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.
I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.
It's a T. It goes "tuh". Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, whatcha watching?
- They're like sex, except I'm having them!
- Then we'll go with that data file!
- What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious torso!
This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!
You've killed me! Oh, you've killed me! You wouldn't. Ask anyway! Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! But existing is basically all I do!
- Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg!
- Oh God, what have I done?
- Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!
Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Bender, we're trying our best. Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
A true inspiration for the children. Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Shut up and get to the point!
Why did you bring us here? Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love! Moving along… My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance'', and the much more popular ''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.
Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Bender, you risked your life to save me! Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk!
You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie! Hey, guess what you're accessories to. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!
Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg 'fixes' it… then perhaps gifts! Soon enough. Bite my shiny metal ass. We're also Santa Claus!
Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.
Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food.
Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat. Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day.
What are their names? This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk!
I never loved you. I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. Throw her in the brig. Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!